“Spreading your wings in a perplexing world”
September 2022 James P. Hurd
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• New story
• This month’s new puzzler and BOOK GIVEAWAY!
• Writer’s Corner
• How to purchase Wingspread: A Memoir of Faith and Flying
• Wisdom (football and otherwise)
• Wingspread Ezine subscription information
New (true) story: Egg McMuffin Miracle
After breakfast we get Calvin’s attention when we start packing up his stuff to take to Goodwill. “Hey! What’re you doing!”
“Calvin, we need to begin moving you out.” He lapses into an angry silence . . .
To read more, click here: https://jimhurd.com/2022/08/31/egg-mcmuffin-miracle/
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This month’s puzzler
You were kidnapped and dropped off by helicopter in the middle of a deserted island. The island is 10 miles long and only 100 yards wide. 500-foot cliffs all around and no chance of escape. But your captors were considerate: they left you a large jug of water, a flashlight, a box of matches, and a blanket.
That cold night, a flash of lightning lights up the sky and strikes one end of the island, starting a fire. Worse, a strong wind is blowing the fire straight toward you!
Question: How do you save yourself from the fire?
Email the correct answer to firstname.lastname@example.org and you’ll be entered in a drawing for a FREE ENDORSED COPY of my book, Wingspread: A Memoir of Faith and Flying!
Email your puzzler answer, including your email address, to email@example.com. I will collect all the correct answers and randomly select one name to win an endorsed copy of Wingspread. You must submit your answer by September 30. I’ll email the winner to ask for your postal mailing address and then mail you the book. (Answer next month.)
Last month’s puzzler:
Recall: On the back of the old $10 bills there was a depiction of the United States Treasury Building. And in front of the Treasury Building, there is a car. (When they printed the new bills, they took the car out.)
The puzzler question was, what make and model of car was it and we gave a hint that it was at least 50 years old. We warned you that you’d need to do some research.
Answer: A 1926 Hupmobile. No one has ever heard of a Hupmobile! But there it is.
BLESSED UNBELIEVER is coming out!
Wipf and Stock will publish BLESSED UNBELIEVER (provisional title). next summer. (I’ll let you know about launch party and book signings.) One question the novel raises: Have you ever made a dangerous, unwise decision, then felt Grace calling you back? Email me at firstname.lastname@example.org and I’ll publish your answer in the October Wingspread Ezine.
Book teaser: Sean loses his father, his best girlfriend, his life dream, and finally, his faith. But how can he be a good atheist, especially when he’s stuck at Torrey Bible Institute? He can’t see it, but grace is coming . . .
Tip of the month: Your grammar, punctuation, and spelling must be consistent. Microsoft Word has a powerful search engine to help you. For example you can search for the paragraph symbol by using control-caret-p (^p). Any digit (^$). Oxford commas (, and) and many other searches. Especially useful if you wish to make global changes to maintain consistency in your usages. For instance, if you wish to change British spelling (recognise) to English spelling, you can do a “search and replace” to replace “recognize” with “recognize.”
Word of the Month: SYNOPSIS: A short summary of your whole piece in only a page or two. These can be hard to write!
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It’s almost fall and football time! Here’s some football wisdom for you:
“We didn’t tackle well today, but we made up for it by not blocking.”
– John McKay / USC
“I’ve found that prayers work best when you have big players.”
– Knute Rockne / Notre Dame
Ohio State’s Urban Meyer on one of his players:
“He doesn’t know the meaning of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn’t know the meaning of a lot of words.”
How is the Kansas football team like an opossum?
They play dead at home and get killed on the road.
“Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble the football “. . .
– John Heisman, first football coach at Rice
“A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall.”
– Frank Leahy / Notre Dame
“I could have been a Rhodes Scholar except for my grades.”
– Duffy Daugherty / Michigan State
“Football is NOT a contact sport. Dancing is a contact sport.” Football is a collision sport.
– Duffy Daugherty / Michigan State
“I never graduated from Iowa. But I was only there for two terms – Truman’s and Eisenhower’s”
– Alex Karras / Iowa
These insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to four-letter words:
- “He had delusions of adequacy ” – Walter Kerr
- “He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.”- Winston Churchill
- “I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure. – Clarence Darrow
- “He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.” – William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
- “Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?”- Ernest Hemingway about William Faulkner
- “I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here” – Stephen Bishop
- “He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up. – Paul Keating
- “He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.” – Forrest Tucker
- “Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?” – Mark Twain
- “He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts . . . for support rather than illumination.” – Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
- “He has no enemies but is intensely disliked by his friends.” – Oscar Wilde